I was driving down McNeil Road one evening, when I saw some road kill that didn't look right. It was small, black and had very long, coarse hair. At first, I thought it might be a skunk, but there was no white on it. Seeing that, I thought I should investigate; if it was somebody's pet, I would move it to the side of the road.
I have several towels, and I always know where they are. One was in the trunk of my car. There was no traffic, so I pulled over.
Approaching the hairy corpse with some trepidation, I nudged it gently with my foot. I mean, it was a bit small to be the Chupacabra, but you never know...
Dearly Beloved, imagine my surprise to discover that it was an Elvis wig!
I left it to its fate.
THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH AND LAUGH:
ReplyDeleteRonni's funny blogs! This is great! I appreciate your concern over the poor little whatsit in the street, and I'm glad it was something that made you go "hmmm" instead of scream! Maybe someone lost a Halloween costume on their way home. Maybe a new excuse for a non-returned costume in November? Thanks for the laugh...t
Oh my gosh, Ronni! I'm so glad it wasn't some poor furry animal! Bless your heart! Chupacabra... LOL
ReplyDeleteThat raised me a smile.
ReplyDeleteLOL I had a good laugh! thanks!
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