"Scourge of the Interwebs"
He looks like a sad little lowlife busted for B&E at a bowling alley he worked at. You're looking at a lifetime of unrestricted drug and alcohol abuse and a whole lotta celebrity enabling. Sometimes it kills John Belushi, sometimes it kills Lana Clarkson.
He looks like the guy you stayed away from when you were walking to school in the morning.
He could audition for the part of the butler from "Rocky Horror".
I have a feeling he's going to have a difficult time in prison. Looks like without his guns, Mia could throughly kick his ass.KARMA!
Oh, he'll probably organize a group of guys doing covers of the Ronettes and John Lennon.