A Few Things I've Learned

Tell the truth. It's easier than trying to keep lies straight

Don't screw around on the king. If he's yours, he's the king.

Never sleep with brothers. Pick one, and pass on the other.

Sing. Who cares if you don't sound like Julie Andrews?

Dance. Who cares if you don't look like Cyd Charisse?

Wear comfortable clothes. You won't look drop dead gorgeous if you are not comfortable.

Take a risk. The opportunity might not come again.

If it will make somebody's day, say it.

It's only hair. It will grow.