Keith Urban's Adventure in Feminism

When you hear somebody say somebody hits like a girl 

How does that hit you 

Is that such a bad thing 

When you hear a song that they play sayin’ you run the world

 Do you believe it 

Will you live to see it?

Chorus:
Sister, shoulder, daughter, lover 

Healer, broken halo, Mother 

Nature, fire, suit of armor, sole survivor, holy water 

Secret keeper, fortune teller 

Virgin Mary, Scarlet letter 

Technicolor, river wild 

Baby, girl, woman, child 

Female

When somebody laughs and implies that she asked for it

 Just cause she was wearing a skirt 

Oh is that how that works 

When somebody talks about how it was Adam first 

Does that make you second best 

Or did He save the best for last.

She's the heart of life 

She's the dreamer's dream 

She's the hands of time 

She's the queen of kings.

I've read that he is being accused of "mansplaining" feminism, but it goes way beyond that.  The first huge, glaring error is his use of "female" (the title) as a noun referring to a woman.  I have to ask, female what?  Human?  Because we have a word for that, and it's "Woman."  

Don't get me started on the little breathy sexy feminine sighs in the background every time he sings the title...I prefer to hear women roar, not sigh...

The first two lines are clumsy, with repeats of "somebody" and "hit."  The country feminist song is apparently not worthy of the songwriters' best efforts (it took three of them:  Shane McAnally; Ross Copperman; Josh Osborne).  

Every phrase describing what "females" are, qualifies them.  What about women who are NOT sisters, daughters, shoulders, lovers, etc., etc.? why can't he give us a little respect for just being ourselves...jammie-wearing, tired of working, chips and salsa snacking women?

I understand that he is trying to sell it to people who still tell women "Don't worry your pretty little head about that, little lady," but with this song, he's trying to appeal to feminists as well.

Sorry, Keith.  No cookie for you.