Saturday, December 20, 2008

I Cost $1720

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Redhead/auburn - $50
[ ] Brunette - $75
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] other-$100

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[x] Blue - $100
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Hazel - $25
[ ] Other - $15

Total: $200

Height:
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′0″ to 5′4″ - $45
[ ] Under 5′ - $35

Total: $245

Age:
[x] other - $125
[ ] 30 to 40 - $100
[ ] 25 to 30 - $75
[ ] 20 to 24 - $50
[ ] 18 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 17 - $15

Total: $370

Current Education:
[ ] PhD - $500
[ ] Masters - $450
[ ] Bachelors - $400
[ ] Associates - $350
[x] Some College - $300
[ ] High School Graduate - $250
[ ] High School - $200
[ ] Middle school - $150
[ ] High School Dropout - $100
[ ] Jr. High - $50
[ ] What is School - $Bankrupt$

Total: $670

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[x] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born-$150
[ ] middle child -$100
[ ] Last Born - $50
[ ] Adopted -

Total: $920

Drink?
[ ] Never - $300
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $200
[ ] Every other week - $150
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

Total: $1120

Vision?
[ ] No correction $75
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction $10

Total: $1170

Car Color (you can choose multiple colors)
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $500
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver - $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total: $1570

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 11 to 12 - $200
[x] 7 to 10 - $100
[ ] Under 7 - $50

Total: $1670

Room Color (can be multiple colors):
[ ] Black - $500
[ ] Blue - $475
[ ] Brown - $450
[ ] Purple - $425
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Green - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Yellow - $200
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $50

Total: $1720

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1 comment:

  1. Assuming we are talking about bedroom color I cost $1,930.

    The fact that I had to use a calculator and I am a bookkeeper is somewhat dubious.

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