Auditions for "The Oldest Profession" at Sam Bass are coming up next Monday and Tuesday evenings at 7:00 PM at the theater.
It's a play about elderly prostitutes. Funny and poignant. Requires five women who can look and play characters in their 70s and 80s.
A little bird told me that B J Machalicek and Nikki Bora are going to be there. I'm going to be there.
The auditions themselves should be a hoot...let alone the show itself!
I wish I could see it. I never get to laugh :) Do you feel sorry for me? hahahaha
ReplyDeleteSam Bass is doing "Oldest Profession" and the Palace is doing "Best Little Whorehouse". Seems everyone's got hookers on the brain!
ReplyDeleteOurs are older. And better. Don't ask me how I know that...
ReplyDeleteThey have to give you a part in this, Ronni. With your rapier wit and undeniable appeal, the audience will love you.
ReplyDeleteI'm so, so disappointed that I won't see the show.
You are a force to be reckoned with, dear lady. The way you are getting on with life shows that you have true inner strength. Good for you!
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope you ship comes in. You deserve it.
I think that one of the things I must come to terms with is that my ship has sunk on the way, and I must learn to live without it! LOL!
ReplyDeleteIf mine ever comes in, you will get a share. I promise!
ReplyDeleteI hope it has licorice! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I really must get on to Bah Humbug for you.
ReplyDeleteOne I get over this dental bill I will know where I stand.
You like the gums, don't you?
Oh, yes.
ReplyDeleteActually, I like anything that has real licorice in the candy and no reference to "twizzlers' on the package.