Smiles

I heard an expression today:

"Well, butter my behind and call me a biscuit!"

There are a lot of expressions or turns of phrase that just make me smile whenever I hear them.

"If I was any happier, I'd have to jump back and kiss myself!"

Here's one Mom used to say when she was angry:

"I could chew nails and spit rust!"

Courtesy of SSS:

"Ya gotta take the lousy with the bad."

and:

"If it ain't organized, you can't mess it up."

I'll add more as I think of them.