I heard an expression today:
"Well, butter my behind and call me a biscuit!"
There are a lot of expressions or turns of phrase that just make me smile whenever I hear them.
"If I was any happier, I'd have to jump back and kiss myself!"
Here's one Mom used to say when she was angry:
"I could chew nails and spit rust!"
Courtesy of SSS:
"Ya gotta take the lousy with the bad."
"If it ain't organized, you can't mess it up."
I'll add more as I think of them.