Hall Bathroom Floor

I hope nobody reading this feels queasy, because this is my hall bathroom floor.

I have informed Husband that this has to go. It looks as somebody unswallowed something containing chunks of Velveeta. The pattern is not improved by the assorted burns that MIL perpetrated. Most of them are right inside the door, and I'm thinking that she would hang her bathrobe on the hook and knock the end off her cigarette in the process.

As the sink is faux marble, circa 1978, and there is Harvest Gold ceramic tile around the tub, we are stuck (for now) with something in the tan/yellow range. Eventually we will gut that bathroom and make it pretty. For now, my goal is to make it livable!