We have managed to eliminate a lot of the pestilences of the past. Why can't we do something about chiggers?
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There is something about the sound of a silver spoon stirring tea in a porcelain cup that makes me nostalgic for the tea parties through which I was forced to sit as a child.
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One of the pluses of living alone is that I always know where the remote is...if I can remember where I put it.
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I have cut out sour cream, reduced the amount of butter I use by more than half, and almost eliminated sweet fizzy drinks. So why am I still getting fatter?
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One of the minuses of living alone is that I always have to unlock the door. Another is that nobody tells me if my hair is sticking up in the back.
I don't live alone, and I constantly find I've gone most of the day with something sticking up or uncoverd somewhere on my person and had no clue until I spotted it myself!
ReplyDeleteSSS once let me get all the way downtown with a stamp sticking to my forehead!
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