Thursday, December 17, 2009

Jason's Christmas

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Jason is singing a new tune for the holidays.......

On the first day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
A murder charge in the 1st degree

On the second day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the third day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the fourth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the fifth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Fiiiiiiive bars of soap ( hang on tight, Jayboy!)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st dgree

On the sixth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Six horny cellmates
Fiiiive bars of soap ( don't let 'em slip!)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the seventh day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Seven pounds of shackles
Six horny cellmates
Fiiiive bars of soap ( oops almost got away!)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the eighth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Eight brand new band aids
Seven pounds of shackles
Six horny cellmates
Fiiive bars of soap ( dang, dropped it!)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the ninth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Nine hours with Bubba
Eight brand new band aids
Seven pounds of shackles
Six horny cellmates
Fiiiiiive bars of soap ( better pick it up)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the tenth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Ten toilet scrubbings
Nine hours with Bubba
Eight brand new band aids
Seven pounds of shackles
Six horny cellmates
Fiiiiive bars of soap ( OW! That hurts!)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the eleventh day of Christmas Wake county gave to me
Eleven Kat love letters
Ten toilet scrubbings
Nine hours with Bubba
Eight brand new band aids
Seven pounds of shackles
Six horny cellmates
Fiiiive bars of soap ( hmmm...not so bad)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree

On the twelfth day of Christmas Wake County gave to me
Twelve brand new bitches
Eleven Kat love letters
Ten toilet scrubbings
Nine hours with Bubba
Eight brand new band aids
Seven pounds of shackles
Six horny cellmates
Fiiiive bars of soap (Well lookie here, dropped 'em all)
Four striped suits
Three mug shots
Two silver cuffs
And a murder charge in the 1st degree!

~Jules

2 comments:

  1. It was nice to go through Jason's Christmas as I am following his tune. Have a wonderful Christmas.

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