1. I've come to realize that my butt...
...is getting smaller. I've lost weight. This is A Good Thing.
2. I've come to realize that, when I talk...
...nobody listens.
3. I've come to realize that, if I love someone...
...it's the best feeling in the world. Even when it hurts.
4. I've come to realize that I need...
...a plan. I don't have a plan.
5. I've come to realize that I lost...
...the love of my life.
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
...people think they are more important than I am. Like the jerk in the big SUV who came roaring around me in a "no pass" zone this afternoon, while I was waiting for the little old lady in front of me to make a right turn.
7. I've come to realize that, if I'm drunk...
...I'm stupid.
8. I've come to realize that marriage...
...is not one of my strengths.
9. I've come to realize that work...
...is more fun when you like what you do, even if you don't make much money.
10. I've come to realize that I will always be...
...opinionated.
11. I've come to realize that I like...
...driving my Miata, designing costumes, drinking single-malt Scotch, hugging my grandchildren, reading and blogging.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was...
...much too recently (like, two hours ago), and that's the way it will probably be for the foreseeable future.
13. I've come to realize that my cellphone is...
...never going to fit comfortably between my ear and my shoulder.
14. I've come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning...
...my back is going to hurt.
15. I've come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night...
...I MUST pee. Even if I just went 15 minutes ago. If I don't, I'll be up at 3:00 AM, which beats hell out of the alternative.
16. I've come to realize that right now I'm thinking...
...that maybe I should edit #15.
17. I've come to realize that babies...
...grow up far too soon.
18. I've come to realize that today I will...
...become one day older.
19. I've come to realize that tonight I will...
...read "Nunsense."
20. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will...
...do my best to give my best.
21. I've come to realize that I really want...
...to be able to stop worrying about money.
22. I've come to realize that working out...
...ain't gonna happen.
23. I've come to realize that friends...
...are a wonderful thing to have.
24. I've come to realize that the person who might repost this is...
...probably bored.
Color me bored, I guess :)
ReplyDeleteI would like to repost it to what used to be a happy place!
Good realizations, Ronni! I'm glad you didn't edit 15 because it made me come to realize I am not the only one! haha
Hey Ronni, most of those apply to moi. It is good to hear you vocalize this on your blob. What huge steps you have been taking. I am so proud of you. You bee rulin. and 15 is fine, yet so many others are bettow. You are in touch with your feelings and your life. Good job and keep on durrin it. Most of us are way behind you in that regard. There is nothing boring about your expressions of grief, angst, joy, sorrow and all the rest. Speaking of rest, I won't have much tonight as it is an insomnia one pour moi. Early rising to drive Una to her lawyer in Templeton. mon, dieu. I must go to bed. Wishing you a jolly Wednesday. Middle of the week. xxoo
ReplyDeleteI've come to realize...that I'm glad I've "met" you. I hope your day is going well.
ReplyDeleteTo those who identify with #15 you ain't felt nothing yet. There is a every 2hour club.
ReplyDeleteRonni if you are so booring and no one listens to you why is this blog so popular and award winning.
Betty (oftherunonsentence)
Well, I guess I must concede that somebody is listening. Somebody linked my "conversation" with Drew Peterson's mother at In Sessions, the new TruTV crime message board. Thanks, Newbiee!
ReplyDeleteNumber Two is definately not true. There are a lot of people who listen when you talk. And they look forward to hearing what you have to say.
ReplyDeleteWe are listening!
ReplyDeleteI've come to realize, I must be checking like 10 times a day to see if you've posted something new! If there is a subscribe function, I haven't run across it yet!
ReplyDeleteAm I falling down on the job? I've been pretty busy in real life, with one 10 hour day at the costume shop and shows four days a week.
ReplyDeleteI'll check to see if there is an option for subscription.
You're not falling down on the job. I have just had waaaaay too much idle time. I can't wait to be back busy again. I am a bitchy, grumpy sick person!
ReplyDeleteI am going to steal this!! Hope u don't mind!!
ReplyDeleteI ganked it from somewhere, or was tagged. Don't remember...
ReplyDeleteI like your blog!