Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,
"Will you marry me?"
The girl said,
And the girl lived happily ever after,
and went shopping,
always had a clean house,
never had to cook,
had sex with whomever she pleased...
did whatever the hell she wanted,
didn't get fat,
had many boyfriends,
saved more money,
and had all the hot water to herself.
She watched chick flicks,
never wore lacy lingerie that went up her arse,
had high self esteem,
never cried or yelled,
felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants,
and farted whenever she wanted.