Monday, October 03, 2005

Talking Back

"Talking back" was one of the worst crimes when I was a child. I learned not to do it, though sometimes it was so hard!

Mom has been gone for 28 years, now. I guess I can say some of it!

"There are starving children in China who would be glad of your(oatmeal (Brussels sprouts, rice pudding)!
Answer: "So send it to them!" "Yeah? Name three!"

"Do you want your face to freeze like that?"
Answer: "You mean like yours did?"

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times..."
"And how much good did it do?"

"If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride."
Answer: "Huh? WTH does that mean?"

There will be more of these!

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