tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post1732240668924542537..comments2024-01-08T12:20:35.916-06:00Comments on Rants by Ronni: The Cursed ThiefRonnihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02062796442588373271noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-31621157983501540962009-08-31T01:04:33.050-05:002009-08-31T01:04:33.050-05:00Not the same thing as having a plastic Jesus, but ...Not the same thing as having a plastic Jesus, but maybe you could carve your initials on the tree together in a heart? ..tAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-79685927369011122812009-08-29T20:34:55.520-05:002009-08-29T20:34:55.520-05:00That's horrible,may the fleas of a thousand ca...That's horrible,may the fleas of a thousand camels infest that thiefs armpits!...maybe you could cement it in.Terrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02327603547993763237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-59570317091716269452009-08-27T21:03:39.671-05:002009-08-27T21:03:39.671-05:00i choose to believe that plastic jesus ascended to...i choose to believe that plastic jesus ascended to heaven...surfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-60760286458795589792009-08-26T10:10:19.553-05:002009-08-26T10:10:19.553-05:00Mea culpa! Well not really... I agree with Julie H...Mea culpa! Well not really... I agree with Julie H that stealing from a shine is about as low as you can go.<br /><br />Anyway, Ronni, as you know, Jesus has moved over to Connemara on the West of Ireland where I spotted him in a cloud of holy smoke and added him to my blog on 19 August.<br /><br />Maybe he's now set off on a world tour like the garden gnome in the film Amélie...Profoundly Superficialhttp://profoundlysuperficial.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-33627721258648900782009-08-25T22:07:29.708-05:002009-08-25T22:07:29.708-05:00Doh! Unless Jon's song is older he totally st...Doh! Unless Jon's song is older he totally stole some lyrics (though I think Jon's are better)Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08087323964849168183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-62921581637823937812009-08-25T21:57:42.873-05:002009-08-25T21:57:42.873-05:00Great song!
Yeah, I thought the Karma Quotient mi...Great song!<br /><br />Yeah, I thought the Karma Quotient might hit the red zone on that one...<br /><br />Ever hear this one?<br /><br />"I don't care if it rains or freezes<br />Long as I have my plastic Jesus<br />Sittin' on the dashboard of my car..."Ronnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02062796442588373271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-51636060374472095932009-08-25T21:53:40.769-05:002009-08-25T21:53:40.769-05:00In my rearview mirror
My life is getting clearer
T...In my rearview mirror<br />My life is getting clearer<br />The sunset sighs and slowly disappears<br />These trinkets once were treasure<br />Life changes like the weather<br />You grow up, grow old or hit the road 'round here<br />So I drive, watching white lines passing by<br />With my plastic dashboard Jesus, waiting there to greet us<br /><br />Hey, hey, I finally found my way<br />Say goodbye to yesterday<br />Hit the gas there ain't no brakes on the lost highway<br />Yeah I'm busting loose, I'm letting go<br />Out on this open road<br />It's independence day on this lost highway<br /><br />I don't know where I'm going<br />But I know where I've been<br />Now I'm afraid of going back again<br />So I drive, years and miles are flying by<br />And waiting there to great us<br />Is my plastic dashboard Jesus<br /><br />Oh patron saint of lonely souls<br />To tell this boy which way to go<br />Guide the car, you got the keys<br />Farewell to mediocrity<br />Kicking off the cruise-control<br />And turning up the radio<br />Got just enough religion<br />And a half tank of gas come on, let's go <br /><br />I finally found my way<br />Say goodbye to yesterday<br />Hit the gas there ain't no brakes on the lost highway<br />Yeah I'm busting loose, I'm letting go<br />Out on this open road<br />It's independence day on this lost highway<br /><br /><br />(someone from Jersey probablt stole it)<br /><br />Seriously though, Nailing Jesus again doesnt seem like good Karma :)Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08087323964849168183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-46913785686467876192009-08-25T21:03:15.440-05:002009-08-25T21:03:15.440-05:00It's good to hear from you, Monica...congratul...It's good to hear from you, Monica...congratulations on your new pup! I will shoot you an email. Hell is definitely worth a visit, and I would LOVE to have another plastic Jesus.<br /><br />Nailing him to the tree didn't seem like a good option, so I shall have to think of a better means of securing him.Ronnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02062796442588373271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-69743489414554836032009-08-25T16:57:46.399-05:002009-08-25T16:57:46.399-05:00Ronni, email me your address again and I make the ...Ronni, email me your address again and I make the trip to Hell, this fall. I love road trips and have never been there.<br /><br />All my love,<br /><br />Monica<br />m4864@aol.com<br /><br />PS - Bob and I are picking up a new puppy from Ohio in a week and a half. Her name is Sydney and her parents lost their home. She's 5 months old. Golden Retriever/German Shepherd Mix. My Xena pup passed unexpectedly at 12 years old. I think having a rescued pup in the house will lift my spirits. I'd love to lift yours with a trip to Hell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-28568348265770150782009-08-24T23:31:44.645-05:002009-08-24T23:31:44.645-05:00You're a love! The things inside the hole are...You're a love! The things inside the hole are all still there, and I may just forget about getting another plastic Jesus...after all, that one was very special, and there's no way I can get back to Hell, MI to get another. Martin and Lisa have moved to Indianapolis, so I can't even ask them.<br /><br />Thanks so much for being so thoughtful!Ronnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02062796442588373271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15417436.post-67868645471897712222009-08-24T23:23:25.101-05:002009-08-24T23:23:25.101-05:00Not good for them, I'd say. Stealing from a sh...Not good for them, I'd say. Stealing from a shrine definitely gets you a quick ticket to a special circle in hell. <br /><br />I'm all about marking memory places. If you need help re-establishing that space, I'm in!Julie H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16405455385953026817noreply@blogger.com